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Lay Report 5#: The Super Horny Hotel Room Maid (Daygame)

Published on Jun 12, 2021. Last updated on Jul 20, 2021
By Adam Dimitrov in Sex, Seduction & Pickup
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This post was originally published on March 25, 2020.

This was my second daygame lay from 2019.

It was a dreadful day for daygame. It was raining and everything was gray.

I was out for a session, and I don’t recall correctly if I even approached any girls. Maybe I did in some mall. I’m honestly trying to remember here, but this was in October.

I called it quits and went home. I was getting off the tram and was 5m away from my flat.

Me and 24yo brunette Maid Girl was standing near the zebra at the crossroads near the Unicum alcohol factory.

She wore a hoodie and I couldn’t really see her curves or face really well, only her ass which hinted at the other good parts.

I didn’t even plan on opening her, but I had an authentic thought that I just could resist opening her with so I gently poked her hoodie with my umbrella and said: “Hey, I just wanted to say that you’re 160cm and walk so unbelievably fast that I can’t barely keep pace, while being 190cm and having long legs. Meanwhile, my family always tell me to slow down when we are waling together with the dog, and it pisses me off”.

Thus, I opened indirect and I didn’t plan on actually picking her up.

Well, how would you like it, the Daygame gods gave me a gift.

She replied with something I don’t remember, and also mentioned that she hopes I’m not some serial killer rapist. I shrugged it off.

She then told me how would I deal with her retarded boyfriend who she kind of had a love-hate relationship with. I told her I don’t know him, that I would need more information to make an accurate assessment.

It turned out she was broking up with his boyfriend of 2 years (or already did?), and she was going to his place to pick up some of her stuff.

Basically, this was on my street, and we walked a couple of minutes while I stayed cordial. She was investing heavily, and kept up the conversation.

We arrived under my doorstep and we stopped to talk a couple of minutes. In the end, SHE offered to take MY facebook contact, as I was hinting that I’d like to go. I basically unconsciously pulled off high-value behavior, as if if she was chasing me.

I took it and later non-chalantly pinged her and set up a date in my go-to date bar 10m walk from my home.

The date lasted less then an hour. We sat down in the basement wine bar and both order a glass of wine. We started talking and getting to know each other. Basically, nothing special, just comfort and rapport mostly. She was giving back. It was smooth sailing so far.

Then, the proverbial dam burst as I put my arms around her and she said something along the lines of, “I’m so sexually starving after my shitty last 2 years” or something.

A huge green light and I immediately went in for the kiss, which turned to a passionate make out, and then she literally jumped on me while grinding on my now rock-hard dick while we continued making out.

Luckily, nobody was at the basement bar that would have inhibited her primal desires.

After this point, she was super keen to go to my flat and we took off. We walked quite and fast and had some chit-chat on the way.

We arrived in my flat, no warm-up, straight to sex. No LMR. She was DTF.

Actually, this was a funny night, because I ripped my frenulum in her tight pussy (after I failed to fuck her twice with a condom on). Only blood flew that night. Turns out I had a phimosis (my foreskin was very tight on my dick and couldn’t go all the way down).

(This was later solved my having regular “foreskin loosening exercises” with my 3rd lay and current regular.)

She felt a bit panicked and we laughed itt off. You’d imagine the most sensitive part on your dick ripping would hurt, but it was almost painless.

I went to an urologist the next day, where a 60 yo male doctor inspected my dick and assured me it’ll heal.

We met a couple of days later with her again as she was keen to fuck, but obviously I kept saying this shit needs to heal.

So she give me a blowjob, on my still healing dick (it was a delicate blowjob).

Based on my small sample size of women, she gave one of the best blowjobs as of yet. I came so hard that that I was doing the sneezing move on the bed. She did this the next 2-3 times we met until my dick fully healed. Meanwhile I was pleasuring her with my fingers.

Initially she spit it out, but afterwards she always swallowed it, like she should, without asking. :)

She said she only had been with 3 guys before and all in serious relationships. She had something of a “get an FWB” plan in her mind when I entered her life.

I’d say she’s a 7, just perfect sized boobs (had my share of fun with it!), a good ass, excepcional BJ skills. She did have one of her front teeth chipped a bit (a childhood accident) and she was basically a marijuana addict.

Overall, we’ve met around 7-10 times, we had sex and the whole thing essentially lasted a month. Then she started bitching / doing drama I said something stupid (instead of keeping the frame properly) and since then we’ve met a few times, “keep in touch”, but had no sex.

I’m actually annoyed by her character and don’t really plan on doing anything with her.

But I enjoyed it while it lasted.

🙂